I can make myself invisible like a ninja.
WOW. 75 year old invisible Ninja having a glass of wine and then doing the splits over a convector heater.... :blink:
Sounds like a scene from a Tarantino movie....
:lol::lol::lol:
You missed out the punching walls bit
Therein lies a tail, as the water rat said to ...eerr, never mind.
Sunday before lockdown was the AGM of CCC and Stuart France had arranged a trip into Cwmorthin on the Sat.
Underground, the photographers were busy at it and I became a bit bored so started practising punches against a slate wall.
"Here you are" I declared to all and sundry, "Watch this" and I gave the wall my best hoping to crack one of the blocks. Nothing.
Ah well, and that was that.
I was wearing PVC gloves and later when I came to take my gloves off the one on my right would not come off. I eventually got it off with a piece of the lining stuck to my two striking knuckles. There was no injury, but I had to get my hand into water and use my nails to scrape of the material.
Back home it took a scrubbing brush to get off the remainder.
My avatar is a poor likeness.