I can't take this seriously, it has to be a wind-up, surely?
Hey, Ansel, they've binned your pictures because they're black and white and are all in focus.
Dear Mr. Siskind, we are unable to use your photographs because they are too large and black and white.
Dear Mr. Capa, we are unable to use your D-Day landing pictures because they are BxW and the technician over-heated them during development.
Dear Ms. Arbus, we have binned the photographs you submitted because they were black and white.
Dear Don, we're sick and tired of your BxW Vietnam photographs. Get closer and use Kodachrome.
Dear Mr. Winston O. Link, we are unable to use your photographs because they are in black and white and use far too much flash photography.
Dear Mr. Burrows, unable to use your photographs because they are monochrome and the miners complained about the fumes from the lighting apparatus.