Well if you two ladies would like to have a competition to prove who can get the filthiest, I can think of a lovely little Nenthead passage you can have it in.
Two foot wide and eighteen inches high, the bottom nine of which is filled with ochre mud.
He who gets to the farthest point can rightly claim the crown of the most retarded.
You never know Dean, you might even have to wash your overalls afterwards. :tongue: