My first was when me & my mate Kevin (sadly long gone) went to explore Lowlands No.2, a footrall near Kidsgrove one Sun afternoon in 1970.
We got about half way down the dip when we were met by two irate colliers, who wanted to know what we were playing at.
Quick as a flash Kev replied that we were passing & had seen a little lad go down & we were trying to find him.
One collier replied that if we were just passing why is yer mate (me) wearing a pit 'at & lamp!
He took our names (Kev was fast enough to give a false one but not me) & school.
Not a great day out, I fell off my bike on the way home & broke my shoulder. It was the 13th Dec - funny I remembered the date.
We also got a bo***cking off the headmaster when I returned to school, but he decided not to tell my parents, as I'd suffered enough π
We inhabit an island made of coal, surrounded by a sea full of fish. How can we go wrong.......