Wormster
10 years ago
MOOving on............
Better to regret something you have done - than to regret something you have not done.
RichardLevett
10 years ago
Cold time of year to get stuck. Poor thing must have been Friesian.

Edit: Just realised Yorkshireman beat me to this one! 😉
AndyC
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10 years ago


... In the Welsh Black of the shaft.

(I had to use Google to come up with that one).
Been injured while at work and are not to blame?

Get over it.
Yorkshireman
10 years ago
People in Lincoln Red it twice then - better then heifer!

Or was the story just a load of bull?
Mr.C
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10 years ago
It raised a cattle.
Well, more a bit of a grin with me.
We inhabit an island made of coal, surrounded by a sea full of fish. How can we go wrong.......
lozz
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10 years ago
Looks like a cattle crush to me.

Lozz.
lozz
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10 years ago
If you missed it it'll be on have I got moos for you...

I need some sunshine.

Lawrence.
Pinzgauer
10 years ago
I suppose it cud have been worse?
Who threw the overalls in Mrs Murphy''s Chowder ??
Yorkshireman
10 years ago
If they had let them some food down on a rope, it would have been absilage.
remoteneeded
10 years ago
I've herd enough of these bad jokes.

EDIT: No doubt Wormster will give me a right GRILLING for using the same pun as him.
BertyBasset
10 years ago
With regard to the shaft, I wonder if they're going to fillet.
towim
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10 years ago
Hope hope all the safety ropes were steak'd down!
Ironing 2 miles deep into a system? you obviously dont understand.
Yorkshireman
10 years ago
Was the shaft anywhere near the Welsh village of Rum-y-Nant?
Pinzgauer
10 years ago
I thought the shaft was situated on the Calf of Man ?
Who threw the overalls in Mrs Murphy''s Chowder ??
TheBogieman
10 years ago
Enjoying all the puns! :lol:

Getting serious for just one moment, is the shaft in question of the Trelogan or West Trelogan mine? And are there any interesting levels off these shafts or are they partially backfilled?
Explorans ad inferos
Vanoord
10 years ago
"Yorkshireman" wrote:

Was the shaft anywhere near the Welsh village of Rum-y-Nant?



I've checked Google and no such place exists?
Hello again darkness, my old friend...
simonrl
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10 years ago
Somebody please buy Vanoord a new bottle of whisky 😉
my orders are to sit here and watch the world go by
lipsi
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10 years ago
Some of these jokes are vealy vealy bad
Where there's a mine or a hole in the ground.
That's where I'm heading for that's where I'm bound
So follow me down Cousin Jack
(Grateful thanks to Show of Hands)
lozz
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10 years ago
The cow was lucky, it could have turned out an offal mess.

Lozz.
staffordshirechina
10 years ago
This thread has become a load of tripe...

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