Mr.C
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8 years ago
"RAMPAGE" wrote:


Why would you put it on a mistress?

Not very erotic, is it?



Perhaps it's something to do with that expression of his about blind lesbians & fishmongers?
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RAMPAGE
8 years ago

Ahh yes, that little gem :)

I'm still laughing about the ginger stepchild one!
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royfellows
8 years ago
I dont care what you all say, my favorite will always be "Yogurt weavers"
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Morlock
8 years ago
"RAMPAGE" wrote:

Sorry Stuey, what's a tah-tah?



Possibly posh Cornish for 'Tits'?
Jimbo
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8 years ago
"Morlock" wrote:

"RAMPAGE" wrote:

Sorry Stuey, what's a tah-tah?



Possibly posh Cornish for 'Tits'?



That's what I thought too, but Miles lowered the tone somewhat!! :lol:
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derrick man
8 years ago
"RAMPAGE" wrote:


Why would you put it on a mistress?

Not very erotic, is it?



You might be surprised.. takes all sorts, so they say. Just make sure you can tell butter from mustard in the dark.. 😢
derrick man
8 years ago
"RAMPAGE" wrote:

Sorry Stuey, what's a tah-tah?



Small crappy Indian car...
wheal
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8 years ago
http://www.aditnow.co.uk/ShowImage/Lithium_110137/?mode=thumbnail 

Intsead of spending £100,000,000 and year looking for Lithium in Cornwall, I spent 5 minutes and 20 quid on some. Not Lithium from Cornwall but Lithium in Cornwall.;) Never cease to be amazed what you can get on Ebay.

http://www.aditnow.co.uk/Photo/Lithium_110137/ 
poke around long enough and you'll find something..
RAMPAGE
8 years ago
"derrick man" wrote:

"RAMPAGE" wrote:


Why would you put it on a mistress?

Not very erotic, is it?



You might be surprised.. takes all sorts, so they say. Just make sure you can tell butter from mustard in the dark.. ;(



Sounds like advice born out of a terrible personal accident Mr derrick man?

I bet that ruined the mood somewhat.
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Tamarmole
6 years ago
Watching a Youtube video last night when a pretty slick, five minute long advert for Cornish Lithium pops up.
legendrider
6 years ago
"The Fresh Prince of Portreath" wrote:

Nice. Many years ago, whilst at university....I "happened upon" some Potassium in the back of a reagent cupboard. Needless to say, this stuff was in VERY big chunks and probably worth a fortune. Some of it fell off the Tyne bridge and the resulting apparition was like something out of War of The Worlds! :o



Et tu Brute?? Ouse bridge... nuff said :devil:

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Coggy
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6 years ago
£1.7 million for Cornish Lithium prospect -

https://www.mining.com/cornish-lithium-gets-1-7-million-funding-boost-for-uk-project/ 

They say;

Cornish Lithium owns exploration rights across more than 300 square miles of Cornwall, where it’s using data collected by planes, drones and satellites to map out mineral-rich geological structures in the area.

In the upcoming exploration phase, Cornish Lithium has decided to also begin exploring for lithium in hard rock form, having discovered evidence that it was mined on the surface during World War II.

Additionally, the miner plans to explore for other metals used in car batteries such as cobalt and copper.

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Minegeo
6 years ago
That is a very good question. Ten geos and one drill rig for a very small drilling programme does not add up, and the money they raised at this rate of spend will last about six months.

Maybe the drilling might intersect -------- tin !!
Chalcocite
6 years ago
They should be lucky with ten geo's for one small >:(rig. We don't have that on HS2! ??
Coggy
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6 years ago
Dear deep Cornish Lithium Mining project, gizza job !
I got letters after my name ! I know stuff about rocks; I can tell the difference between igneous and (some) sedimentary rocks !

Signed Mr C BSc(Hons) CITP MBCS.
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Chalcocite
6 years ago
Sorry mate you gotta know the difference between all igneous and sedimentary rocks! ??
lozz
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6 years ago
"Dear deep Cornish Lithium Mining Project & Acme Co. Gizza job because I'm optimistic this project will come to fruition real good"

"Dear Gizza, thank you most sincerely for applying for a job with our company, you come across as a really nice person so I'll be honest with you....

Optimist = Someone who's not in possession of all the facts"

Lozz.

Coggy
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6 years ago
I also know about Lithium becuse I have a tin of Lithium grease in my shed, and some batteries made of Lithium, so I'm practically an expert.
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AR
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6 years ago
I think we need to cook up some 24-carat BS about how there's masses of lithium just waiting to be got in the Peak District, float shares in a company to work it, then do the Bilko classic and sell all the shares.... sounds much easier than doing a real job!
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