Sorry I missed that ... and in English!!
Yes, I can speak English, but you might not get the joke, but here goes:
Vhat is the difference between Krup canon and a red nose. A Krup canon ist from Essen [a German town, but also means to eat] , A red nose ist von Drink [not sure if there is a German town called Drinken, but there could be
Not very funny in English. Must try harder.
Cutting coal in my spare time.