Roy Morton
5 years ago
Bored with just about everything, I was messing around on the guitar and put together the first verse of a silly song.
Any contributions for subsequent ones ?

To the tune of ‘My old mans a dustman’

G D C for the musically minded.

My old mans a miner
He wears a miners hat
He looks like Quasimodo
And smells like next door’s cat

Anyone.....?
"You Chinese think of everything!"
"But I''m not Chinese!"
"Then you must have forgotten something!"
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5 years ago
"Roy Morton" wrote:

Bored with just about everything, I was messing around on the guitar and put together the first verse of a silly song.
Any contributions for subsequent ones ?

To the tune of ‘My old mans a dustman’

G D C for the musically minded.

My old mans a miner
He wears a miners hat
He looks like Quasimodo
And smells like next door’s cat.



He looks a proper 'nana
With a candle stuck on his hat
He says his head is waterproof
It's soaked in tallow fat.

OH! My old mans a miner.... etc




Yma O Hyd....
Roy Morton
5 years ago
Nice ! :thumbsup: :lol:
"You Chinese think of everything!"
"But I''m not Chinese!"
"Then you must have forgotten something!"
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5 years ago
Go on then...


One day another miner
A very cheeky bloke
Tried to pinch a stemple
From my old man's new stope

My old man took it straight back
and said you oughter ask,
Next time my old man saw him,
He kicked him up to grass!

I say I say I say,
What chord do you get if you drop a piano down a coal shaft?
A-Flat-Minor!

Ohhh, my old man's....
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Roy Morton
5 years ago
Wow !
2 verses !
Great stuff!

Scribbles quick note to Simon Cowell........
"You Chinese think of everything!"
"But I''m not Chinese!"
"Then you must have forgotten something!"
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