Go on then...
One day another miner
A very cheeky bloke
Tried to pinch a stemple
From my old man's new stope
My old man took it straight back
and said you oughter ask,
Next time my old man saw him,
He kicked him up to grass!
I say I say I say,
What chord do you get if you drop a piano down a coal shaft?
A-Flat-Minor!
Ohhh, my old man's....
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.