Damit.
The piranha have gone, the Uzi has gone, and I no longer hold a Fire Arms Certificate, I suppose I could always run him down with my Skody.
Tell you what though, he is bloody good with Photoshop.
Cant wait to see this in one of your books, copyright "Tony Oldham".
For what its worth:
Today Blair appeared before the Iraq inquiry, looked them all in the face, and said "I would do it all again"
Well given the chance, I would do it all over Tony Blair.
Or better still give him a rifle, and send HIM to Iraq.
So look what we have as a replacement.
He has a face like a dog that has just done a poo on his masters carpet.
So Tony Oldham for PM, at least when he tells a lie, he certainly does it with style.
My avatar is a poor likeness.