Ok... Heres a joke to wake everyone up.. 😉
A couple decided whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact. "Mary!” called the ghostly voice. "Is that you, Fred?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, have sex, have breakfast, then off to the golf course, have sex, bathe in the sun, and have sex twice. Then lunch, another romp around the golf course, and sex all afternoon. After supper, golf course again, then sex till late at night. The next day it all starts over again."
"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly Mary, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk."
STANDBY FOR ACTION!!!!...