Maybe its just me thats funny about some things, like tyres on my car, but...
Years ago a ladder came away in Caplecleugh which I happened to be on at the time. I fell 12 feet into the horse level on my back, which luckily had a couple of feet of water and no partially submerged rocks.
The ladder came down like a spear, luckily again it missed my chest by inches.
My head struck the side of the level, but luckily my Joe Brown helmet protected me although it split.
Years later I showed 'Heb' the spot and there was still bits of blue off the helmet to be seen.
There are some really cheap helmets on the Hong Kong sites, I have just sent for one.
:lol::lol::lol:
My avatar is a poor likeness.