You can get a cream for that can't you? :lol:
I think you are unjustly bringing my exemplary personal health into disrepute there, thereby leaving yourself vulnerable to crippling litigation from my legal representatives.
"monomineacle" is a term that has been in the Oxford English Dictionary for centuries. It is a term used to describe a person who only ever goes in one mine.
Beneath my steely exterior beats the heart of a dashing hero