Well I've learnt something new, and that was unexpected!
Me too. The word "Osculate". I will add it to my vocabulary of 76 words.
Not a very romantic sounding word though is it? I can see why it doesn't get a lot of use, but lets try it out:
Long had they waited for this moment, for they never thought they would see each other again after he was captured by the unicorn army. With tears welling in their eyes, they held each other, he searched down into her wanting eyes, and with the emotion that she tried so hard to hold back, she could only gasp... "Osculate me darling..."
With this, he in an instant became confused and frightened. What had happened to her in these years whilst she yearned for him so? Perhaps she had lost all sense. Maybe even her mind.
He knew he had to do what she needed him to, no matter how absurd. With a purposeful step forward he took her shoulders firmly, and swung her from side to side, then swung back and forth, etc.
Her eyes widened. It did nothing for her. She could not hide her disappointment. What had happened to him? The tragic reality dawned on her, and she could do nothing but turn and flee...
Beneath my steely exterior beats the heart of a dashing hero