The AditNow Sunday quiz:
Are you looking for a last-minute Christmas present for someone?
Do you have an unrequited desire to look at photographs of mines on your wall for the next year?
Do you sometimes forget what day it is?
Did you buy a calendar last year and have forgotten that it's about to expire?
Are there any damp bits on your wall that need covering up?
Do you already have a 2018 calendar and have a pressing need for a spare to put in the shed or keep in case someone takes a fancy to yours (because it's so damn good)?
Or do you just want to stop Mr.RL and me from posting these reminder messages?
If your answer is 'Yes' to any of the above questions then we have the solution for you...
Order a calendar pronto and Vanoord's elves will package it with lovingness and send it to you!
This message was brought to you by the Society for Improving Living Standards for Vanoord's Elves in association with the Cambrian Mines Trust and South & Mid Wales Cave Rescue Organisation. No elves were harmed during the making of this message, with the exception of one, whose finger which was fed through a franking machine (he'll probably grow a new one).
Hello again darkness, my old friend...